Confessions of a Teenage Drama Camper
Season 1, Episode 1
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Camper
Date played June 23, 2013
Title reference Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Challenge(s) Dive into the lake to retrieve pieces of wood
Build an outhouse
Reward(s) All-expense paid trip to tuck shop
Winner(s) Screaming Gophers
Episode guide
"The Hunter Games"

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Camper is the first episode of Camp Drama and the first episode of Roleplay Reborn.

Plot Edit

Twenty-two teenaged campers, each unique in their own way, arrive to Camp Wawanakwa, the setting for the first season of Chris McLean's newest reality show, Camp Drama. They are split into two teams, the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass, and are told to unpack in their respective cabins, separated by team and gender. In the female Screaming Gophers cabin, Heather bonds with Lindsay, before briefly mocking Leshawna on her sense of style.

Simultaneously, the males on the Screaming Gophers team arrive to their cabin and get along well, with a friendship forming between Geoff and the others. However, the Killer Bass are not as friendly, with Courtney quickly attempting to organize a bathroom schedule to no avail, and Eva acting in a hostile manner towards Sadie. Meanwhile, in the male Killer Bass cabin, Harold is shoved by Duncan, and Noah annoys the others with his insulting remarks.

Chris announces over the giant intercom outside the cabins that the contestants should change into their swimwear, head to the beach, and prepare for their first challenge. He later explains that, for the challenge, both teams will have to retrieve floating pieces of wood from the lake and build an outhouse by their respective cabin. Courtney assumes control of the Killer Bass, and Bridgette is the first on her team to jump, grabbing a piece of wood almost immediately, and is followed by the rest of her team.

Subsequently, the Screaming Gophers, under the leadership of Heather, each take turns jumping into the lake, but begin feuding when Heather bosses everyone around, yet refuses to jump in. After both teams build their outhouse, Chris awards the win to the Screaming Gophers, along with an all-expense paid trip to the tuck shop. He then wraps up the episode.

Transcript Edit

Main article: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Camper/Transcript

Trivia Edit

  • In this episode, the campers arrive to the island in the following order: Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, Ezekiel, Gwen, Heather, Justin, Leshawna, Noah, Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Beth, Cody, Eva, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Lindsay, Owen, Trent, and DJ.
  • This is the only episode in the entire series where no one uses the confessional.
Camp Drama episodes
Pre-merge Confessions of a Teenage Drama Camper | The Hunter Games | Featherheads | Forest Grumps | Superstale | Fool's Gold | Your Goose Is Cooked | Chris-napped | In Gwen We Trust | Snakes and a Plane | Hot Air Ba-loon | Ladybug in the Camp | Lifestyles of the Gitch and Fameless | Tidal Brave
Post-merge Losers Who Lunch | Brute Camp | A Player Paints One Hundred Thousand | Septuple-Edged Sword | Up in Tri-Arms | Sasquatch Me If You Can | Screech | Camp Drama: Geoff vs. Gwen
Aftermaths and specials Cut to the Case