[18:00] <@ChrisMcLean> -- START --
[18:01] <@ChrisMcLean> *the final three are seen watching the brand-new horror film, "Screech", on a video projector outside the cabins*
[18:01] <@ChrisMcLean> *screen pans over to the bonfire ceremony; Chris is sitting on a log by himself, and it is pitch black*
[18:01] <@ChrisMcLean> Welcome back to Camp Drama.
[18:01] <@ChrisMcLean> Today, it's the semi-finals, and we're making sure that the drama is amped up to a BILLION.
[18:02] <@ChrisMcLean> Though our challenges normally take place in daylight, we've decided that, in order to mix things up, this next challenge should occur at MIDNIGHT.
[18:02] <@ChrisMcLean> Our campers haven't gone to sleep just yet; in fact, we asked our semi-finalists to stay up and watch a scary movie to get them in the mood!
[18:02] <@ChrisMcLean> But first? Why don't we take a look at their recorded video diaries taken in the confessional booth earlier today? xD
[18:02] <@ChrisMcLean> ROLL CLIP!
[18:03] <@Heather13> (conf) I think we all already knew that I'd make it to the end. But, these rejects in the finals? Seriously? I'm up against Weird Goth Girl and the happy-go-lucky idiot. Personally, I think it would just be easier - WAY easier - if Chris handed me the money already! I'm OBVIOUSLY winning!
[18:03] <+Gwen_> (Conf): Wow....the final three. That's pretty major! I never thought I'd make it this far, I mean lets face it I'm no TV star...But here I am. Just a moody goth girl with a bad attitude and a totally rockin chance at the grand prize.
[18:03] <+Geoff|> (CONF): Yo, man, this has been, like, incredible! My time on Camp Drama was AWESOME! I met so many great people, like Zeke and Trent and DJ and Leshawna and Justin and Beth. Oh, and Duncan and Gwen, they're awesome too! Oh... and most of all, LINDSAY. :$ *romantic sigh*
[18:04] <@Heather13> (conf) When I win, I'm thinking of buying my own private island with a MANSION miles away from this DUMP. And just in case my ungrateful parents try to visit, or anyone from White Pines High, I'll make sure to fill the ocean around me with bloodthirsty sharks. Or Eva. She works, too.
[18:04] <+Gwen_> (Conf): Since we're being honest, the people here did pretty much suck. But hey, at least I met Leshawna. And Trent, Geoff, Izzy, and DJ, maybe the only five sane people on the island. Did I just call Izzy sane?
[18:04] <+Geoff|> (CONF): Even though I spent more time with my teammies than the Bass, I love everyone on Camp Drama! The cast this year was great. Except Heather, man. That girl sucks. I thought chicks like her only existed in bad teen movies, but I guess people can really be that shallow and mean.
[18:05] <@Heather13> (conf) Freakshow and The Party Dude are definitely not what I would call "worthy opponents". Gwen is completely void of any talent, charisma, charm, or strength, and Geoff only got here because no one thought he was a threat. At this point, there is no challenge that I can't dominate and I'm not letting any pale, annoying little boneheads stand in MY way of winning.
[18:05] <+Gwen_> (Conf): I don't care about winning at this point all I know is that Heather is going down.
[18:05] <+Geoff|> (CONF): Heather needs to leave. Aside from her, I don't care who wins! ... I just hope it's me. :D YO, TO ALL OF YOU WATCHING OUT THERE, VOTE FOR GEOFF! WOO HOO!
[18:06] <@ChrisMcLean> *screen flashes over to the Dock of Shame, where Chris stands as the three finalists assemble in front of him*
[18:06] <@ChrisMcLean> Welcome to the semi-finals, LOSERS.
[18:06] <@ChrisMcLean> It's been seven weeks, and in just a couple of days, one of you three will take home one hundred thousand dollars.
[18:06] <@ChrisMcLean> This challenge will determine Camp Drama's final two. So, take it seriously or prepare to get AXED.
[18:06] <+Gwen_> You dont mean that LITERALLY, do you?
[18:06] <@ChrisMcLean> Well, you'll find out in today's challenge, based off the horror movie genre like the flick you just watched!
[18:07] <+Gwen_> Horrors?
[18:07] <+Gwen_> Awesome! I love slasher movies.
[18:07] <@Heather13> Shocker.
[18:07] <@Heather13> I mean, you dress like you're in one, anyway.
[18:07] <+Geoff|> *sneezes*
[18:07] <+Gwen_> You okay, Geoff?
[18:08] <+Geoff|> Yeah. I've just been sick ever since the last challenge.
[18:08] <+Geoff|> Got a killer flu.
[18:08] <+Gwen_> Bummer.
[18:08] <+Geoff|> Hey Gwen, we should totally pair up and work together!
[18:08] <+Gwen_> Thats not a bad idea.
[18:08] <+Gwen_> Cool.
[18:09] * Heather13 scoffs.
[18:09] <@Heather13> Have fun with your little BFF pact, losers.
[18:09] <@Heather13> We all know how well that worked LAST challenge when Trent got sent home.
[18:09] <+Geoff|> Oh yeah, she's right. :s
[18:09] <+Geoff|> Well, good luck then. @Gwen
[18:09] <@ChrisMcLean> Today's challenge is to avoid capture by a real psycho killer. He's a prison escapee and, well, we needed help with the challenge.
[18:10] <@Heather13> :o
[18:10] <@ChrisMcLean> Just a disclaimer... he is NOT Chef in a cheesy costume rip-off of the murderer in the new hit horror "Screech", coming out this August to a theater near you. :|
[18:10] <@Heather13> ... >.>
[18:10] <+Gwen_> Shameless advertising.
[18:10] <+Gwen_> >_>
[18:10] <@ChrisMcLean> Whaaat? I'M the star, I need to promote it, guys! :3
[18:11] <@ChrisMcLean> But, uh, yeah, it's not Chef.
[18:11] <@ChrisMcLean> Right, Chef?
[18:11] <@ChrisMcLean> Chef?
[18:11] * ChrisMcLean looks around.
[18:11] <@ChrisMcLean> ... okay, then.
[18:11] <@ChrisMcLean> In order to win invincibility and NOT get kicked off in today's sudden-death elimination challenge, you must avoid capture by the killer and outlast all the other players, all while staying true to the typical horror movie genre.
[18:12] <@ChrisMcLean> Remember, this is NOT a challenge. You're in a real horror movie, people, so act as they would at ALL times!
[18:12] <+Gwen_> No problem. I've seen enough slasher movies to know exactly what to do. ;)
[18:12] <+Geoff|> *coughs*
[18:12] <+Geoff|> *coughs*
[18:12] <+Geoff|> *coughs*
[18:12] * Heather13 clears throat.
[18:13] <@Heather13> Are you going to keep coughing like that?
[18:13] <+Geoff|> I can't help it, I'm sick.
[18:13] <@Heather13> Well, if it's really that bad, here.
[18:13] * Heather13 reaches behind back and pulls out a glass of yellow liquid.
[18:13] <+Geoff|> What's that?
[18:14] <@Heather13> It's a little something I made for you this morning.
[18:14] <@Heather13> I noticed how sick you were and felt like you needed some.
[18:14] * Heather13 hands the glass to Geoff.
[18:14] <@Heather13> Coconut oil.
[18:14] <@Heather13> My mom gave it to me as a kid every time I came down with something.
[18:14] <@Heather13> Drink up. c:
[18:15] <+Geoff|> Wow, thanks, Heather!
[18:15] <+Geoff|> You know, I didn't know you could be this nice.
[18:15] <@Heather13> :D
[18:15] * Gwen_ glares at Heather.
[18:15] <+Geoff|> *drinks it, licks lips* Mmm mmm!
[18:15] <@Heather13> Gwen, you want some too?
[18:15] <@Heather13> You're looking paler than usual.
[18:16] <+Gwen_> Gee thanks Heath, but I'll pass.
[18:16] <+Gwen_> Not everyone is as willing to trust yellow liquids...
[18:16] <+Gwen_> Or evil boyfriend stealers.
[18:16] * Heather13 growls.
[18:16] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright, guys, here are your trackers. *holds up box of black, electronic wristbands*
[18:16] <@ChrisMcLean> You must wear these throughout the ENTIRE challenge so Chef... I mean, the killer... will know where to find you.
[18:17] <@ChrisMcLean> *hands a tracker to each individual camper*
[18:17] <@ChrisMcLean> We've set a name to each tracker, so if you try ditching one of these in the woods, we'll know which one of you did it.
[18:17] <+Geoff|> :o
[18:17] <@ChrisMcLean> That's right; this is NOT some cheesy game of hide and seek like the one we had last week.
[18:17] <@ChrisMcLean> You will have to be constantly on your toes in order to make sure that you aren't captured.
[18:17] <+Geoff|> Heavy, dude.
[18:18] <+Geoff|> At least I'm starting to feel better now.
[18:18] <@Heather13> You're welcome, Geoff.
[18:18] <@Heather13> I'm so glad you took my advice. ^_^
[18:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Oh, and Heather, I'd watch out if I were you. Something tells me that Chef might be gunning for you after hearing your insult about his one-man play the other night.
[18:18] <@Heather13> :o
[18:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright, campers, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
[18:19] <+Geoff|> *runs away*
[18:19] * Heather13 bumps into Gwen.
[18:19] <@Heather13> Oops!
[18:19] <@Heather13> Sorry!
[18:19] <+Gwen_> Watch it.
[18:19] <@Heather13> Totally.
[18:20] <+Gwen_> >_>
[18:20] <@Heather13> Good luck, Gwen. :D
[18:20] * Heather13 runs off.
[18:20] <+Gwen_> .....She is up to something.
[18:20] <+Gwen_> *runs by Chef dressed in a killer costume*
[18:21] * ChefHatchet notices Gwen and sighs.
[18:21] <@ChrisMcLean> Wha- you LET her get away?!
[18:21] <@ChrisMcLean> This isn't a joke, Chef. :@
[18:21] <@ChefHatchet> I'm lookin' for Heather. :@
[18:21] <@ChefHatchet> I want Heather first!
[18:21] <@ChrisMcLean> Not sure where she is.
[18:22] <@ChrisMcLean> I think she went that-a-way. *points*
[18:22] <@ChrisMcLean> Check the tracker.
[18:22] <@ChefHatchet> *pulls out electric device* Ooh, in the FOREST!
[18:22] <@ChrisMcLean> *snickers*
[18:22] <@ChefHatchet> *evil snicker*
[18:22] <@ChrisMcLean> Good luck. :D
[18:23] <@ChrisMcLean> *screen flashes over to the forest*
[18:23] * ChefHatchet heads over to the woods and looks around.
[18:23] <@ChefHatchet> Now if I were Heather, where would I be?
[18:23] <@ChefHatchet> *sees movement behind a bush*
[18:23] <@ChefHatchet> AHA!
[18:23] <@ChefHatchet> *tracker starts beeping*
[18:24] <@ChefHatchet> NOW, I'VE GOT YOU, YOU TOOTHPICKY, TWO-FACED LITTLE-- *leaps in bush*
[18:24] <@ChefHatchet> *from behind bush* HUH?
[18:24] <@ChefHatchet> *pushes Gwen out* What the--
[18:24] <+Gwen_> Gah!
[18:25] <+Gwen_> What the heck?
[18:25] <@ChefHatchet> You have Heather's tracker. :@
[18:25] <@ChefHatchet> YOU STOLE IT.
[18:25] <+Gwen_> What.....But when.....She bumped into me and must have switched them. -_-
[18:25] <@ChefHatchet> Too bad, Goth Girl, you're out.
[18:25] <+Gwen_> UGH.
[18:26] <@ChefHatchet> Now, where's, uh-- *hears farting*
[18:26] * ChefHatchet turns around and sees Geoff.
[18:26] <+Geoff|> :|"""
[18:26] <+Geoff|> *runs off to the confessional*
[18:26] <@ChefHatchet> GET BACK HERE, MAGGOT.
[18:27] * ChefHatchet pursues Geoff.
[18:27] <@Heather13> (conf) One switcheroo with Gwen and an "accidental" screw-up with Geoff. Coconut oil DOES help with sickness, but it's also a known laxative. *snickers* I am, like, SO good at this!
[18:27] * ChefHatchet pulls Geoff into a tent, where Chris has been observing the campers through several monitor screens hidden around the island.
[18:27] <@ChefHatchet> Got two. Gwen and Geoff.
[18:27] <@ChrisMcLean> Hey, guys! :D
[18:27] <@ChrisMcLean> How's it going?
[18:28] <+Gwen_> -_-
[18:28] <+Geoff|> *growls*
[18:28] <@ChrisMcLean> I take it... not so good?
[18:28] <+Gwen_> WHAT is Heather up to?
[18:28] <@ChrisMcLean> Well.
[18:29] <@ChrisMcLean> According to our monitors.
[18:29] <@ChrisMcLean> She's just won the challenge.
[18:29] <@ChrisMcLean> Which means... one of you two is going home tonight!
[18:29] <+Geoff|> What?!
[18:29] <+Gwen_> No way!
[18:29] <+Geoff|> You know, I've never hated ANYONE ever... and then I met Heather.
[18:30] <@ChrisMcLean> *looks over at the monitor, where Heather is being approached by Chef*
[18:30] <@ChrisMcLean> And it looks like Chef Hatchet has finally found Heather. :D
[18:30] <@ChefHatchet> Uhhh... Chris?
[18:30] <@ChrisMcLean> Yes, Chef? :)
[18:30] <@ChefHatchet> I'm right here. :|
[18:30] <+Gwen_> :|
[18:31] <+Geoff|> :|
[18:31] <@ChrisMcLean> :|
[18:31] <@ChrisMcLean> But, uh... if you're here...
[18:31] <@ChrisMcLean> Then who's...?
[18:31] <@ChefHatchet> Chris, man.
[18:31] <@ChefHatchet> You hired a psycho killer for challenge ten.
[18:32] <@ChefHatchet> H-he did get sent back to prison, right?
[18:32] <@ChrisMcLean> N-no...
[18:32] <@ChrisMcLean> I don't think...
[18:32] <+Gwen_> Oh crap.
[18:32] <+Geoff|> AW, NO!
[18:32] <@ChrisMcLean> HEATHER'S GONNA DIE. D:
[18:33] <@ChrisMcLean> *screen flashes over to the Dock of Shame*
[18:33] <@Heather13> *files nails, back turned away from the killer*
[18:33] * TheKiller approaches Heather.
[18:33] <@Heather13> *continues filing nails* Ugh, where ARE they already?
[18:33] * TheKiller coughs loudly.
[18:33] <@Heather13> Ahhh!
[18:34] * Heather13 turns around.
[18:34] <@Heather13> Oh, Chef.
[18:34] <@Heather13> It's just you.
[18:34] * TheKiller grunts and takes a step forward.
[18:34] <@Heather13> Yeah, I got it, very funny.
[18:34] <@Heather13> The mask is sooo scary, and the costume rocks, okay?
[18:35] <@Heather13> Now, just capture me and take me back so Chris can announce that I won the challenge.
[18:35] * TheKiller growls.
[18:35] * Heather13 bites lip.
[18:35] <@Heather13> UM.
[18:35] <@Heather13> The method acting is cute, but.
[18:36] <@Heather13> Mind getting to the fake stabbing part already?
[18:36] * TheKiller keeps walking forward.
[18:36] <@Heather13> Okay, ENOUGH.
[18:36] <@Heather13> Don't try to psych me out, you oversized line cook. :@
[18:36] <@Heather13> I know you got Geoff and Gwen, too. I'm the winner. I won!
[18:36] * TheKiller takes out a fake knife from pocket, still approaching Heather.
[18:37] * Heather13 snickers.
[18:37] <@Heather13> Oh, come ON.
[18:37] <@Heather13> A fake knife? REALLY?
[18:37] <@Heather13> Aren't you more original than that?
[18:37] * TheKiller halts and drops knife.
[18:38] <@Heather13> That's better.
[18:38] <@Heather13> Now, can we discuss what my reward is?
[18:38] * TheKiller takes out chainsaw and turns it on.
[18:38] <@Heather13> O_O
[18:38] <@Heather13> Okay, um!
[18:38] * TheKiller keeps walking forward.
[18:39] <@Heather13> This is so not funny anymore.
[18:39] <@Heather13> Chef?
[18:39] <@Heather13> CHEF?!
[18:39] * TheKiller takes off mask.
[18:39] <@TheKiller> It's not Chef.
[18:40] <@Heather13> ...
[18:40] <@Heather13> :-O
[18:40] <@Heather13> AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[18:40] * Heather13 starts running down the dock.
[18:40] * TheKiller reaches off-screen, grabs a rope, and lassos Heather, tying her up.
[18:40] <@Heather13> NO!
[18:41] <@Heather13> No, please!
[18:41] <@Heather13> Please, please, please!
[18:41] <@Heather13> Please, I'll give you anything!
[18:41] * TheKiller walks towards Heather with the chainsaw.
[18:41] <@Heather13> SOMEBODY.
[18:41] <@Heather13> ANYONE?
[18:42] * ChrisMcLean runs over with Chef, Geoff, and Gwen.
[18:42] <@ChrisMcLean> HEATHER! DUDE!
[18:42] <+Gwen_> DON'T HURT HER!
[18:42] <+Geoff|> MAN!!
[18:42] <@Heather13> Chris! :D
[18:42] <@Heather13> Guys, you made it!
[18:43] <@Heather13> Okay...
[18:43] <@Heather13> Somebody better help me out now!
[18:43] <@ChefHatchet> I'll save 'er. :@
[18:43] <@ChefHatchet> *runs toward the killer and kicks the chainsaw out of his hand*
[18:43] <@Heather13> *attempts to wiggle out of the rope but falls down*
[18:44] <@TheKiller> :o
[18:44] <@TheKiller> *watches as chainsaw flies into the air just above Heather and begins falling down*
[18:44] <@Heather13> ...
[18:44] <@Heather13> O_O
[18:44] * Heather13 is horrified when the killer's chainsaw lands on the back of her head, shaving off all her hair.
[18:44] <@Heather13> Nooooooooooooo! :@:@:@
[18:45] * Heather13 kicks the chainsaw into the water, angrily pulls the rope off herself, and stands up.
[18:45] <@Heather13> WHAT.
[18:45] <@Heather13> DID YOU DO.
[18:45] <@Heather13> TO MY HAIR?!?!
[18:45] <@TheKiller> *scratches head*
[18:45] <@TheKiller> *runs off in fright*
[18:46] <@ChrisMcLean> Uh, okay. Well, that was pretty weird.
[18:46] <@Heather13> SHUT.
[18:46] <@Heather13> UP.
[18:46] <@Heather13> CHRIS.
[18:46] <@Heather13> -_-
[18:46] <+Gwen_> Heather, are you okay?!
[18:47] <@Heather13> And YOU!
[18:47] * Heather13 points a finger in Gwen's face.
[18:47] <@Heather13> Just ZIP IT, TOO.
[18:47] <+Gwen_> Um, I'm just going to give you a few minutes to calm down...
[18:47] <@Heather13> This is SO not worth the reward I'm getting after I win!
[18:48] <@ChrisMcLean> Ooh, nice try, Heather. But you're NOT winning this challenge. As a matter of fact, you're out of the contest.
[18:48] <@Heather13> WHAT?!
[18:48] <+Gwen_> Huh?!
[18:48] <@ChrisMcLean> Yup. You are fully, most certainly, without a doubt, eliminated.
[18:48] <+Geoff|> :D
[18:49] <@Heather13> HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? :@
[18:49] * Heather13 storms over to Chris.
[18:49] <@Heather13> I followed your stupid rules EXACTLY!
[18:49] <@Heather13> I avoided crazy psycho Chef and outlasted all the others. I even had my head shaved by a REAL PSYCHO KILLER, you C-list wannabe!
[18:49] <@Heather13> So, don't tell me that after ALL THAT, I'm OUT!
[18:49] <@ChrisMcLean> Sorry, but you are. The rules were to stay true to a classic horror movie.
[18:50] <@ChrisMcLean> But, in typical Heather-fashion, you complained your way through the entire challenge, sabotaged just about everyone, and figured out it was all an elaborate stunt from the beginning.
[18:50] <@ChrisMcLean> So, you are OUTTA here!
[18:50] <+Geoff|> Sorry, Heath.
[18:50] <+Geoff|> You had to act like you were in a real horror.
[18:50] <@Heather13> I AM in a real horror, IDIOT!
[18:50] <@Heather13> I HAVE NO HAIR.
[18:51] <+Geoff|> Oh, yeah.
[18:51] <+Geoff|> That actually sorta sucks, dude. :|
[18:51] <+Gwen_> Wait, so she's out of the game because she PLAYED DIRTY?
[18:51] <+Gwen_> Awesome!
[18:51] <+Geoff|> And that means we're the final two, Gwen!
[18:51] <+Geoff|> EVEN AWESOMER.
[18:52] <@ChefHatchet> If you had just played like everybody else here and not been such a mean girl, you mighta won. @Heather
[18:52] <@ChrisMcLean> Chef's right. But unfortunately, you decided that the ONLY WAY you could win was to push the others down, and this happened as a result.
[18:52] <@ChrisMcLean> I think this just teaches us a good lesson about life and the choices we make. :3
[18:52] <@Heather13> ...
[18:52] <@Heather13> *deep breath*
[18:53] <+Geoff|> Uh oh.
[18:53] <@Heather13> *deep breath*
[18:53] <+Gwen_> This isn't good...
[18:53] <@Heather13> *deep breath*
[18:53] <+Geoff|> Is she gonna be okay?
[18:54] <+Gwen_> x_x
[18:54] <+Geoff|> :|
[18:54] <@Heather13> THIS SHOW IS THE WORST!
[18:54] <@ChrisMcLean> And there's the Boat of Losers now! Bye, Heather! *watches as the boat drives up to the Dock*
[18:54] <@Heather13> I AM NOT LEAVING. >.>
[18:55] <@ChefHatchet> *picks Heather up, throws her onto the Dock of Shame*
[18:55] <@Heather13> OW.
[18:55] <@ChrisMcLean> Guess you are. xD
[18:55] * Heather13 stands up and points a finger at Chris as the boat rides away.
[18:56] <@Heather13> You will be hearing from my ATTORNEY, Chris!
[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> Yeahhh... I know, it really sucks. But here's the good part: Geoff and Gwen, YOU'RE the winners, and your reward is a trip to the finals! xD
[18:56] <@ChrisMcLean> Plus, even better... you get to see HEATHER leave the island, probably the best prize so far!
[18:56] <+Gwen_> I agree!
[18:56] <+Geoff|> Totally!
[18:57] <@Heather13> You needed me! You NEEDED me!
[18:57] <+Gwen_> Bye Heather! Enjoy your new haircut. xD
[18:57] <@ChrisMcLean> And that leaves two!
[18:58] <@ChrisMcLean> It's between party guy Geoff, and loner Gwen. Who will win the one hundred thousand dollar grand prize?
[18:58] <@ChrisMcLean> Find out next time, on the shocking, awe-inspiring conclusion of... CAMP! DRAMA!
[18:58] <+Gwen_> Hey Geoff.
[18:58] <+Gwen_> Good luck, eh?
[18:58] <+Geoff|> You too, Gwen. :)
[18:59] <@Heather13> IT'S NOT OVER.
[18:59] <@Heather13> IT CAN'T BE OVER.
[18:59] <@ChrisMcLean> Hahaha.
[18:59] <@ChrisMcLean> Deal with it, Heath. :D
[18:59] <@ChrisMcLean> It's over. ;)
[19:00] <@ChrisMcLean> -- END --